Author Margaret K. Johnson talks about her stand-up comedy debut
On Tuesday 21 May 2013 I went to London to perform a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine at Up the Creek in Greenwich to an audience of around 200 people. Why? Had I gone completely out of my mind? No! I’m a writer, and it was part of my research for The Dare Club – the novel I’m currently writing.
Anyway, the stand-up comedy show was a completely amazing experience. My 3-minute performance followed on from a weekend course that taught me the basics of writing and performing stand-up and, most importantly, gave me the opportunity to speak into a mic in front of a group of people.
I never really intended to go back to do the performance, figuring that the weekend course would give me enough of an insight, but I felt strangely compelled to complete the challenge. After all, my novel’s character Colette was going to do it!
On the day, we had a go on stage before the audience arrived. It was a shock. The lights were so bright; you couldn’t see anything at all! How the heck was I supposed to choose someone to deliver my punch lines to?
Then followed a period of tense waiting and feverish practising upstairs. Finally, it was time. We went downstairs – to find that the comedy club was completely packed out! The audience were friends and family of us rookie comedians, and some people had invited 30 or 40 guests – mad! I’d only invited one friend. I could see her right at the front, her video camera at the ready.
While I waited to go on, I couldn’t sit down. I was too pumped up with adrenaline. Just before the MC announced my name, I did a few jumps and arm swings, limbering up. I expect I looked like a fool, but that was the least of my concerns at that moment.
Then it was time. Amazingly, a feeling of calm settled over me as I went up the steps to the stage. We’d been told to take the mic out of the stand and to put the stand behind us. I did so – it took an age. But then I looked out at the invisible audience, said ‘hello’ and dived in.
Ok, it wasn’t perfect. I didn’t have the mic quite in the right place to begin with and I forgot to include one of my jokes, which meant the one that preceded it didn’t work quite so well.
But I loved it! People laughed and it felt amazing. I didn’t want it to end. When total strangers congratulated me later, I just felt so proud of myself. All the next day, I couldn’t stop smiling, and on the train home I was already writing the scenes with Colette’s experience of stand-up in my head. I could never have made them so vivid if I hadn’t actually experienced it.
Would I do it again? You bet your life I would! In fact, I need to seek out opportunities to make it happen.
And Colette? How is she going to get on? Well, she’s going to have a mixed experience. She’s got a particular reason for wanting to do this challenge, and, because of that, she’s going to choose to ignore some of her tutor’s advice. So it could all go horribly wrong for her… Well, it’s fiction, isn’t it? I can’t give my characters a completely easy ride.
The Dare Club will be out later in 2013. If you’d like to keep informed about my progress and the publication date, see my blog.