The Honey Hunter: no added chemicals
The Honey Hunter has been on her date, but was it love at first sight or were there a missing ingredient?
The Honey Hunter: charmed
Time to get the lawnmower out on the Honey Hunter's legs - she has a date....
The Honey Hunter: playtime
OK there is action online. Yes indeed. Bring it on! Finally, some new toys for Missy to play with… In reverse order are Beautiful Boy, Afro Dude and Charming Man. Last but not least: Beautiful Boy (who winked at me, yes, me!)… Swoon and swoon again and then swoon a bit more. He truly is […]
The Honey Hunter: online dating with Team Italia!
God bless Team Italia. They arrived in quick succession. Were they all online together? How did they know I needed a little boost. Lots of ‘complimenti’ fired my way. I’m ignoring age and geography (most are in their twenties and live in Italy) and instead I’m enjoying having beautiful eyes, a beautiful smile and generally […]
The Honey Hunter: wink, mail, stalk
I am losing the will to log-on. After Blue Eyes I seem to be being attacked by creatures from the dark. The dark I tell you! Breathe… Yes creatures from very very very dark places. Well, OK maybe not all of them but most… And then there’s Old Boho, who in fairness may not remember […]
The Honey Hunter: Dead fish…dumped!
Well this is a first. Dumped BEFORE a date! Blue Eyes has been considerate enough to let me know that his gut-o-metre was telling him to kick me to the curb, ditch me, throw me to the lions, press delete, shoot to kill… He said he didn’t want to mess me around. Yet, I put […]
The Honey Hunter: Virtual whirlwind
Blue Eyes came from nowhere. There he was smiling in nearly every photo, in different locations, out with friends, on holiday… not posing and pouting in selfies taken in his living room (seriously – do women like that?). His profile was well written (good spelling and grammar), warm, charming, funny without trying too hard… I […]
The Honey Hunter: testosterone tsunami
Be careful what you wish for…it came from nothing. All in one go. There was nowhere to run. Nowhere to hide. I can barely speak about it. I need to construct a shelter, rebuild my life, pick up the pieces and start again. What. Just. Happened? Mr Smooth had been including lots of smiley faces […]
The Honey Hunter: where is my prince?
Extract from an online dating blog – The Honey Hunter I am cleaning in my pyjamas wearing Marigolds. This is wrong, and simply would not be happening if I had a man…is it too early to start drinking? I cannot lose hope. My Prince will come. He is out there somewhere, looking for me…if he’s […]
The Honey Hunter: date-me-not
Extract from an online dating blog – The Honey Hunter Well, I was charming, non-threatening, positively sweet and easy going. There was not a joke in sight, not a sniff of wit. Nada. Zip. Zero. I simply said I would be happy with any refreshing beverage (he had suggested coffee), and to let me know […]
The Honey Hunter: Men of action
Spring is well and truly in the air. The weather is hot and the online dating men are, well, not quite hotter as such, but they are heating up. There has been action online! Not only has there been some frantic winking, but emails have also been written. My inbox is getting a damn good […]
The Honey Hunter: Blond date
Blond Date and I are playing email ping pong. I should be excited and frantically doing sit-ups at the prospect of the possibility of a date on the horizon But…I’m not. What I am is bored. Blond Date is boring with a capital everything. Why am I emailing him still? I think I must be […]
The Honey Hunter: Wink, wink
No longer able to be reminded daily of hot guy’s snubbing of me, I have defected and become a fully-fledged paid-up member of the mother of all dating websites I have gone for it! Now I guess all I need to do is wait for love to happen…(love guaranteed is far too expensive). Photos uploaded, […]
The Honey Hunter: ghost town
Hot Guy, Hot Guy, wherefore art though Hot Guy!? Flirting, dating and giving it to someone else – that’s where. Yes, he has read my email…and, no, he has not replied. Perhaps I’m just simply not hot enough for Hot Guy. Am I trying to shop for D&G when I should stick to H&M? Do […]
The Honey Hunter: Naked pilot
Extract from a blog – The Honey Hunter I could not believe that he had written straight back to me! It seemed too good to be true. Oh. My. Goodness. I went into in a flurry of excitement, anticipation, anxiety. Naked Pilot had actually written back to me. ME! His un-opened email was sitting there […]